TEN MINUTE DOODLES
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Over the 2012 holiday season, I found myself addicted to the amazing Windows 8 game Interference. Each 'game' is made of a series of steps, alternating between a description of the previous drawing, and a drawing of the previous description. Each player has ten minutes to complete their step.

The game is no challenger to Photoshop when it comes to features. As of when I drew the these, the tools consisted of a round brush with five thicknesses, and a choice of 16 colours. I drew all of these with my computer mouse.

Having always been a keen doodler, I soon got addicted, and my profile soon jumped to the top of the weekly leaderboard! A couple of months on, and two of my pictures remain in the "top ten of all time."

Here are a selection of my ten minute doodles.

Note: Some of these pictures are not visible on the site, because they're part of games where at least one step has been marked as not-safe-for-work.

Note: The descriptions were copied as-is, misspellings intact.

pictures
a apple and a banana in bedtogether
dead spider
A witch that is a fan of Star Wars
the moon about to hit earth and people screaming RUNNNN
A fish Stuck in a tree
a very good drawn kid falling out of a tree
apple on top of a bottle of acidi
jellyfish says eww to and nfected arm w/ red & yellow spots
a singing dancing tree
Turd speaking to another?
a snowman reaching for a bird
A lone lobster on a beach
a headless person picking a flower
a dog running from a boulder
Boy having a lolly
colonel sanders
An egg sword fighting with a pumpkin
Four little shits spawned from storm cloud head to hospital
goldfish getting flushed to fish heaven
ummmmm sexual things?
A red mouse on a ladder, "Oh no"
Clueless alien is confused by Christmas tree
Million dollar fart
orange with a cat face, shoting lasers at some yellow stuff
fishes being murdered by an eel
A devil snake coming out of a toilet
Cloud Men
dog who is being persuaded but doesnt give in
australians shopping
black george micheal
a ugly green witch melting because of the rain
man too fat to see his feet
Someone who doesn't know how to spell the word "fuck"
Ghost under clock(6.43) baking carrot in oven
a car driving past a pond which has ducks in it
Kid throwing a slinky
Happy caterpillar idolizes the Kool-Aid man
A smelly Rudolph?
All signs indicate that this is the 'right' way.
under the sky, 3 padlocks running away from 3 mushrooms
Naked dessert vollyball
Jonie's friend refuses to believe that Jonie can in fact fly
Giant gray monster holding a banana
An orange bird flying saying, 'bitch, I'm fab'.
a man diving into a giant mug of coffee next to a volcano!!!
A lemon jealous of an oranges sunglasses
Girl looking at a dog with a fish in it's mouth
man bending over in mud. his head fell off.
stickman with huge willy reclining on a red couch
table lamp
the sleepy banana gets laughed at by 3 bananas
grandson mouse chatting up granny mouse
a melting snowman's last memory is his red house
smiling pink blob thing with a black hole in his stomach
Junk in the trunk
Postman scared of spider!!!
you slept with my wife
Man with a foot smelling fetish
people being control by a horse
its impossible to get a picture of a dog dressed as superman
Dinosaur coming out of underwater spaceship
dog staring at sad TV. or just random scribbles maybe
lady wearing green dress with disfigured arms
santa having a large poo
Black capital alphabet letters in order on yellow backround
Horny cow
sunand a leaf and a a perdom necwedq13cv13rv13rvq3wrcvqrv13 r
A man hides his coveted softball from the angry sea
hooker smoking at light post thinking about a blue butterfly
christmas ninjas
sad scarecrow lost at sea. poor lil feller.
naked lady with an apple as a head
yo tree. you know what we should do to that stick kid ;)
evil man with pumpkin face in graveyard
Pikachu has been drinking Chartreuse for months. roughed up
A woman drowning in a bubble bath
Depleted sun
Stork holds babies hostage in I.E. virus scam. he sings too
lots of little red dots with faces inside a red box
early bird?
potating sleeping in bed getting roasted by a red light
a banana wearing a blue hat holding a red and pink flower.
Burning The witch
a screaming baby
green penis running after a fat guy
a penis ejecting blood.?
Shitstorm
Blockhead tries Kung-Fu kick
a monster mashing peas
A tree going through the seasons
happy centipede eating green jello
God restrains king because he is god, bitch
A well endowed girl's Twitter profile photo.
The Space Shuttle getting ready to launch
Stickman with HulaHoop + wool + stood next to swimming pool.
Naked lady rescuing her cat
Chimney blows ash at Santa to stop him from trespassing
An octopus underwater holding shit
a pink 'w' with tiny pink legs
gluttonous caterpillars lounging upon a luxurious leaf
solve this m2-10=-6 m=? m2=? write your answer down,the sum!
cooking over camp fire
Nothing but shit on the telly
dog weeing up a tree
king held upside down out of a window
a man getting attacked by flying warms
A pink woman in a dress walking at the break of a blue dawn.
the last moments of the Titanic (cheap remake)
Terrified wizard with a gold cupof red wine and green thing
God's disgustingly dirty fingernail amongst burning stars.
a guy stabbing hitler with a sword
A body on life support stares at his body, now liquified
Sheep hearding
2 very ugly
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This game is fantastic. Go visit the website and play online, download the Windows 8 app, or the Windows Phone app.

(I am not affiliated with the developer behind this game in any way!)